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C.L.O.A.K.A. presents SCREWED: An Improvised Porn Movie, Saturdays at 10pm

SCREWED, an improvised parody of “Skinimax” soft-core and other highly contrived porn films, explores the variety of movie genres in which incessantly preposterous reasons to have sex might arise. A sci-fi flick with excessive probing? Check. A horror film with a monster that really gets “up in them guts”? Definitely. A western? You bet C.L.O.A.K.A. will be knockin’ boots.

Now hold your horses and cool your spurs, Cowboy: if you’re looking for a live sex show, go to Amsterdam. All of the “sex” will be shadowboxed with actors’ and actresses’ silhouettes doing the nasty, occasionally busting out some toys and maybe even some less conventional bedroom apparatuses as well.

Screwed is performed by Chip Aucoin, Ben Barrett, Josiah Jenkins, Mike Madgiak, Abram Rabinowitz, Amy Speckien, Tiff Svitko, Amy Verdon, Rudy Voit, and Andi Woody. The show is directed by Mike Johnson.

Screwed runs Saturdays at 10pm, August 6 through September 24, with a special midnight performance on Aug. 27. Tickets are $10 and available online. BYOB.